Dickpressed

When your not having enough sex and your depressed by it .

Bruh I haven’t had sex in awhile Im very dickpressed

by Candy_box November 23, 2019

Palm dickies

A woman who works in the adult industry who has dicks in her hand all day

Me and john at the club , he tells me the girls are really into him and I replied they just working , damn palm dickies .

by B-QUBED February 7, 2020

dickpressed

sad because of your lack of receiving dick

damn i havent gotten dick in a while im dickpressed

by Babadookiedigger October 12, 2018

The Dickies

One of the longest lasting US punk bands today. Formed in the San Fernando Valley, CA. The Dickies sing about Southern Californian life. This band was heavly influenced by The Ramones. The Dickies have a very bouncy sound thats fun to listen to.

Stukas over Disney Land is a fun song about the theory of Walt Disney being a nazi.

by ian w. July 3, 2005

Dickrest

The forward arc of a toilet seat, which retains the penis while one is in a sitting position. Also refers to the corresponding part of the toilet bowl on public toilets with U-shaped seats. The dickrest should always be thoroughly cleaned when one is using an unfamiliar commode.

Frank sat upon the seat of the public toilet, not realizing until it was too late that the dickrest had already been touched by hundreds of male members that day.

by Timotheus325 January 3, 2008

Dickerish

A term to describe the gibberish or non-sensical musings of complete assholes.

I can't take Monday off "because it's a Monday"? What a bunch of dickerish!

by JSkeith July 5, 2012

dickeriffic

Being a dick, teriffically. Basically being a jerk hence dick, just plain ol being an asshole.

"Hey you guys are real dicks; ya'll are dickeriffic!"-said John after Dave and Adam rolled his house

by Hobart Jr. December 13, 2008