disbarred

When a professional athlete gets ruined by a YouTuber.

Did you see Jake Paul knock out Nate Robinson?

Yeah man, Nate got disbarred!

by jacobconnorson December 1, 2020

Dickaroono

I really like doin' the old dickaroono

Please just accept this retarded definition. dickaroono

by Mr. AAAAAAA February 20, 2021

Explosive Dickarrhea

Runny ass juices that flow after a long night of man on man love.

"That's the grossest thing I've ever seen....who blew up the bathroom?" "Oh Nic was catchin' all night, hence the explosive dickarrhea"

by Ahhhh, Burn January 12, 2006

dicaroni

someone who has a limp dick like macaroni

You have a dicaroni man it is not suppose to be like that!

by Teresa Hanks April 11, 2008

Dibart

Verb: To attempt to establish a relationship with someone of the opposite sex with the hopes of some romanticism and or sexual contact, but ending in utter failure resulting in a relationship that is purely platonic and non-sexual. Dibart is never a conscious or intentional act but merely an accumulation of actions of the individual and the lack of interest exhibited by the person being pursued. More often then not the pursued will come up with excuses or reasons to not hook up, such as it will ruin our friendship or no I promised myself i wouldn't get drunk and randomly hook up with people.

Noun: A person who is constantly falling into the area known as the "friend Zone", which is a synonymous end result of the verb form of Dibart. Dibarts are great for chatting about other guys that girls are interested in and giving advice on in all other aspects of life except that of the sexual nature because Dibarts are so inexperienced in that area.

Guy 1: "Yo man did you end up bangin out with that chick last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man I we started talking and I totally Dibarted"
Guy 1: "Dude you suck, your always in the Friend Zone"
In this example guy 1 inquires to the end result of an attempt at forming a sexual relationship but quickly learns that his friend did not succeed and ended up falling into the "friend zone"

by Axelwhat February 6, 2007

dickarus

Like Icarus, when you try to hard to get with someone, but end up flying to high and getting rejected by them. That person is your dickarus.

Gianni fell in love with Madison, but she thinks hes a creepy weirdo, so now she is his dickarus.

by jackBigDickTotalyNotLancaster November 29, 2017

dibarfious

So disgusting it makes one vomit twice.

His cooking was dibarfious.

by lowtones August 10, 2010