April fuck day.

This is a day for sexual pranks, April 2nd. You can cum in your hand and stick it in a sexy girl's hair. You can draw a picture of a penis and tape it to a sexy girl's back or ass when she isn't looking. Or if your a female, you can cum on your hand and stick in a sexy guy's hair. You can draw a picture of penis and tape it to a sexy guy's back or ass when he is not looking. It's similar but different.

: Hey dude, it's April fuck day. I came on a sexy girl's jacket today. She didn't know it... but I did. President Culmen's a genius for designating "April fuck day" an official day of the year. It's 5050, it's about april fucking time. Haha.

by Culman Menasha May 7, 2011

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Every fucking day

Congratulations today is love

your crush day go ahead and say him you love him

Paula: hey erikaso i think you’re cute

Erikaso: wtf

Paula: every fucking day is the love your crush day and i love you

by Beyxer June 11, 2019

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National fucking day

National fucking day is on 4th October which means when a person asks you to fuck you most likely need to say yes
Have fun fucking!!

Boy: hey do you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Boy: it’s national fucking day !
Girl: wanna fuck then?

Boy: ... this... is... the...best...day..ever..

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It's every fucking day

A phrase used after someone says what they did.

Jacob: Dude! I just laid for the first time!

Colton: It's every fucking day!

by GiiRAFF November 27, 2011

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Dont give a fuck day

A whole day where u dont give a fuck about anything. Its on June 3rd.

Omg today is dont give a fuck day
Oh yea

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Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.

Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

by qqduck March 13, 2008

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