Revenge hair cut

Revenge Hair Cut

Having never received a tip for her services from the client the hair stylist gave a revenge hair cut to the client that emphasized her worst facial attributes

Revenge hair cut by Swim Coach Al April 1, 2020

I didn’t come here for a hair cut 

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

I didn’t come here for a hair cut by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

Cut the bats hair 

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.

"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"

Cut the bats hair by Sheffield lad March 28, 2015

Hairs Cut 

When you go to a barber or salon and get more than one hair cut.

"Billy, you gonna get your hair cut"?
"No, I'm going to get my hairs cut! Why would I only cut one hair?"

Hairs Cut by Jam740 July 7, 2017