Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.
Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"
"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."
This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."
This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
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Those disgusting little crusty pieces on the edges of your eyes after you wake up from a nice night of sleep.
After waking up from a nice night with her partner...
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
Linda: Oh, last night was great, but I was so tired that now I have eye crusties.
by pinkluxxe November 23, 2009
Get the Eye Crusties mug.A person who is indulged in filthy practice of discrimination based on caste and also practices untouchability. Deeply prevalent in India, a castiest can be a man or woman irrespective of age. Castiest stops casteism only upon his death.
by Ultimate definition June 18, 2021
Get the castiest mug.Short for 'customer'- drug dealer slang used to denote either a customer in general or a customet who would pay higher then average prices for the drugs. Can also be used a s a verb 'to custie someone'.
'Super' is often added to strengthen the word (ie a supercustie)
'Super' is often added to strengthen the word (ie a supercustie)
Mike is such a custie...he paid $60 for this eighth of weed.
As verb: I totally custied Mike. He got custie.
As verb: I totally custied Mike. He got custie.
by P-town really oldskool March 18, 2004
Get the custie mug.A poser. Someone who goes to a "jamband" show yet doesn't know anything about the band, goes to the show because its deemed cool, has subwoofers that play 50 Cent all day in their SUV, wears the stereotypical hippy clothing, and makes fun of people who talk about 'positive vibes' and 'positive energy.' This describes, in essence, 95% of all Widespread Panic fans and also would be appropriate terminology for 80% of the crowds at Phish shows from 1999 and on.
"Dude, what is Todd doing at this Phish show? That jackass wears polo shirts with flipped up collars and yet today he has flip flops on with patchwork pants and a retro Dead shirt on from 77! Todd wouldn't know good music if it bit him on the ass. What a custie!"
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