catscarfed

When a cat jumps on then rests on your shoulders in the manner of a scarf

So i was sitting working on my pc when my cat climbed up and catscarfed me.

by redman1989 March 5, 2011

Cuntscripted

When you are a cunt and are forced to join the cunt army.

He was cuntscripted.

by Nbjibhibuio August 1, 2017

Cuntscallop

Cuntscallop is a bitch who emits a smell of cod and looks like a blob fish or any fish.

Some slimy reptilian bitch.

You're a fucking cuntscallop

by Granny basher 6ix9ine July 9, 2018

mushraf cuntycar

A heavily autistic male from old India (now identifies as Bangladesh) who lacks basic social skills.

Always ahead of the work while maintaining regular yo mama jokes to piss off the local chink.

example 1
Person 1 : Oh look its Candice
Person 2: Who's Candice ?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in Yo Mamas arse ?
Person 2: DUDE YOU'RE SUCH A MUSHRAF CUNTYCAR

Example 2:
Person 1: Ive done the homework miss- you need to collect it.
WHOLE CLASS: FUCK OFF MUSHRAF CUNTYCAR

by unnamed1739 October 23, 2019

cuntscab

a hard diss on someone u dont like

your a bitch.
good one cuntscab!

by colin November 21, 2003

cuntsnaffle

A stronger version of "cunt", When the swear word "cunt" just isn't enough.
Comes from the same family of words as Fuck and Shit.

Who the cuntsnaffle is that?

by Dillon1977 April 27, 2005

Jojo cuntstar

It's a type of Kartik trying to be a Sankalp whilst helping out Deshpande.
Also solves bizzare mysteries in his town.

He must be a Jojo cuntstar

by hiyo hiyo September 14, 2021