Dillwacking Cumguzzler

A man, or woman, who is exceptionally annoying and could be also said because you think a male is gay.

See also: gay

"Dude, Talon is wearing rainbow socks. He must be a Dillwacking Cumguzzler."

by freezefire December 21, 2007

cumgozzle

"I feel so lonely Please someone show me your salami i want some shot of it"

Usually people who use this word often spam it. because they're in horny phase

Person 1 : cumgozzle
Person 2 : alright

by pajamatime January 20, 2023

cumguzzlingjizzbubble

a pearson who sucks alot of dick and always catches the jizz in their mouths as well as being a total douche.

Mr.Dally is a cumguzzlingjizzbubble.

by sxemouth234516 September 22, 2009

Cumguzzle my twat

To jizz in a vagina and then motorboat it until the jizz reaches a boiling point.

Dylan knows how to cumguzzle my twat. I mean, he IS a pro.

by thisbitchiscrayasshit October 23, 2012

cumguzzlingdumpsterslut

A derogatory term for being unintelligent or idiotic. Most commonly used when someone is stating the obvious or being sarcastic. Usually used as a joking term among good friends.

1) Boy 1: "You wanna fight? Huh?!"

Boy 2: "Of course not! Do you think I'm an idiot you Cumguzzlingdumpsterslut!"

2) Friend 1: "Hey, wanna share some of this pizza with me?"

Friend 2: "Of course I do you Cumguzzlingdumpsterslut!"

by CatsAreDemons February 21, 2019

fartshitting cumguzzler

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

cumfuzzle

to confuse someone

i is all cumfuzzled

by bob rickets April 14, 2003