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Colchester Condom

Anal Sex. The method of birth control where insemination is avoided by putting your wang up the wrong hole. Derived from Colchester military prison in Essex, UK where presumably a lot of Brit soldiers do each other up the gicker.
Woman - "We're going to have to stop, I'm off the pill"

Man - "Don't worry about it love, I'll use me Colchester Condom"
by btr June 25, 2005
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culchy

My god Barry is a culchy
by damirobert November 15, 2005
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cuchana

1.A slang term for vagina(Pussy). 2.Sexually aroused vagina (Pussy).
Besa mi cuchana senorita.
Slop that fucky cuchana.
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colchester academy

A shit school that fails to educate people and every body there are pricks who think there solid. The teachers are cunts and there’s a famous mr chellakooty. SHIT SCHOOL!!!!
“Ugh look, it’s colchester academy. You wouldn’t wanna go there”
by Betty-Boo boo March 2, 2020
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culchee

Culchee: got me a wee Massey Ferguson boi
Townie: your a wee fuckin culchee
by Culchee October 1, 2019
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cumchuckle

Causing your partner to laugh while releasing semen into their mouth.
Tell a joke while she's sucking your dick and you may get yourself a good cumchuckle.
by Phr3d March 18, 2008
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cuchito

the way to a say cat in chile, you normally say it when you want the cat approaches to you
la forma de decir gato en chile, normalmente lo dices cuando quieres que el gato se acerque.
mira, ese es mi gato, ven aquí cuchito, cuchito venga gatito.
look, that's my cat, come here cuchito, cuchito come here little cat
by saurius April 15, 2018
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