by bottisham people October 23, 2012
It's the old dried poop stain in your britches or on your ass that flakes off onto the toilet seat when you drop and squat.
by Tommy and Jim April 15, 2011
a word describing someone who is stale, salty, cranky, grouchy, grimy, crispy, crunchy, prickly, crotchety, crabby all at the same time; devoid of a nut. Someone who is crusty can only be cured by the following: 1. Get his/her nut 2. eat uncrustables 3. Throw a lip 4. rip cigs
Brian was crusty when he had to pull Natalie's dagger out of his back. John's sunburn inevitably led to him being crusty the whole night. Brian you're going to need to eat some uncrustables, because you are so crusty right now. When Erik and Conor are crusty, the result is beef. Conor was so crusty when his nut was unfulfilled.
by MPM38 May 13, 2010
A word to describe basically anything bad about anything.
Origins in Ohio from a group of teenagers complaining about a ton of stuff, and forming a very exclusive group called "crust gang"
Origins in Ohio from a group of teenagers complaining about a ton of stuff, and forming a very exclusive group called "crust gang"
by cruster duster December 02, 2019
a fan of the genre of harsh punk rock/hardcore music called crustcore, crust punk or simply crust. a member of the crustcore punk scene. many crusties are also squatters or homeless. some obvious looks associated with the crusties milieu are black cloths, butt flaps, facial tattoos, lots of patches, dread locks and punk rock hair styles, bullet belts and sleeveless jean jackets. crusty is also used as an adjective to describe a band's sound.
you know the guy, that crusty squatter kid with that face tat and the dog.
Man, Dystopia sounds so crusty!
Man, Dystopia sounds so crusty!
by darkmugan May 11, 2005
A hand rolled cigarette and/or spliff/joint consisting of the discarded remnants of cigarette butts/roaches.
I'm so poor I had to raid the ashtray to roll a crusty.
I just cleaned my room and found enough spliff roaches to roll a crusty.
I just cleaned my room and found enough spliff roaches to roll a crusty.
by doodad June 05, 2015
The most fantastic versitile word in the world, can be used to describe something that is actually crusty and disgusting, as well as fantastic things that are so amazing and crustacular
"ewww that pile of dirty dishes in the sink is soooo crusty"
"wow we need to clean, our house is geting crusty"
"OMG I LOVE YOU CRUSTY GIRL!"
"you are the crustiest person i know!"
"wow we need to clean, our house is geting crusty"
"OMG I LOVE YOU CRUSTY GIRL!"
"you are the crustiest person i know!"
by doggiestyle23 August 27, 2009