When you're on the toilet and after your business is done, you realize that you are out of toilet paper. You know there is toilet paper in just a few meters range in your home. So you get up from the toilet and walk in a crouched position (with the goal of not smearing crap all over your butt) to the destination of the toilet paper and then return with it.
Oh man! Yesterday I had to do the crapwalk to my 2nd toilet, cause I forgot to check if I still had some in my primary toilet.
by Morpsi007 October 17, 2023
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