Country Bumpkin 

Bumpkin is getting a blowjob while on the toilet taking a dump.

Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.

Laura didn't gag because of her reflexes she gagged because the smell in the outhouse.. Man that was a terrible country bumpkin.

Country Bumpkin by LCMari April 12, 2014

country bumpkin 

Ugly ass country boi/gurrl who dips and drives a shitty truck

Ayy you fuccin country bumpkin. You're truck sounds like shit

country bumpkin by Luh mayo March 29, 2017

country Bumpkin 

1. Ghetto person with no manners.

2.A typical person starting trouble.

3.When you cant read,write.or spell.

4.con artist, sorry.

Dang country bumpkin stole.my wallet.

country Bumpkin by youeverydaybitch😎 October 2, 2016

Country Bunkin'

When someone expresses redneckish love for the USA by having American flag clothing, items, etc.

Country Bunkin'
Guy 1: Look at that American flag paint job on that truck!
Guy 2: Yeah, that guy's county bunkin'

Country Bunkin' by IwnsgIansb July 29, 2018

Country bucking

The act of doing something only someone from a country setting would do, such as: mudding, chewing tobacco, putting up fences, feeding calves, etc.

“I’ve been busy country bucking today, I had to help my uncle on his farm.”

“The FFA club went country bucking on their field trip today.”

Country bucking by Clumbunk67 June 3, 2019

Country bumpkin 

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.

Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there

Country bumpkin by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020

Country Bumpkin 

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.

(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”

Country Bumpkin by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022