counter conditioning

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.

Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!

by Jimmy Scrantz June 10, 2010

Counter-Nudes

When a person has sent or is threatening to send nudes of you so you have to send counter nudes to either stop them by blackmailing or just putting it out their to get revenge on the person for sending your nudes

Person A: Dude this chick is threatening to send my nudes. what should I do?
Person B: Dude you should send counter-nudes to get revenge on them for sending your nudes

by Keithiopia May 16, 2016

Counter Strike Source

A remake, using the Source graphics engine, of the highly popular game Counter Strike. The game is very controversial amongst gamers because hardcore players of the original Counter Strike refuse to acknowledge it because of the changes the development team made such as bigger hitboxes, lower powered weapons and the dirty AWP scope..

"Oh no, not another Counter Strike vs Counter Strike Source thread"

by Jaketehl33t September 7, 2008

Counterinjewitive

The act of a jewish person doing something that goes agaist the traditional jewish sterotype.

For example: if a jewish man offered to pay for everyone's meal, that would be counterinjewitive.

by Doctor Draper December 17, 2008

Counter Sorcery

That of which can undo the harmful effects of sorcery, and can only be used by experienced sorcerers (like me)

Girl: Offensive Sorcery
Guy: Defensive Sorcery
Girl: NO
Guy: Sorcery
Girl: Counter Sorcery

by KC&MB April 7, 2010

Chunderbirds

Throwing up after a heavy drinking session, either on the evening or the following morning. Chunderbirds involves a ranking system dependant upon the amount of time thrown up.
Chunderbird private (1-2)
Chunderbird sky officer (3-4)
Chunderbird ground warden (5-6)
Chunderbird brigadier (7-8)
Chunderbird death agent (9-10)
Chunderbird apache warrior (11+)

When about to throw up, or after someone has thrown up. Chunderbirds are GO!

by Chunderbird1 January 23, 2011

counter-boner

When your significant other becomes horny at the thought of you, and the thought of them being horny at the thought of you makes you horny in turn.

Girl: Oh babe, your back muscles are sooo defined and it's turning me on.

Guy: -moan- (now erect, as counter-boner)

by LufffiStudios August 31, 2013