Confundling

when two teenagers are are performing acts that may lead them to MTV’s show teen mom.

“Did you hear that Emily and Christian are confundling?”

“Bro deadass they gon end up on teen mom”

by Hana Mustafic August 14, 2023

Conflunderate

The most amount of love anyone can have for something or someone. Can not be outdone.

“I love you infinity x infinity”
“I conflunderate you!”

by Bilbo Cagins May 12, 2025

Hiatus confundo

Psycho-medical term for someone suffering from the confusing days between Christmas and New Year, when nobody really knows what day of the week it is.

Me: "Hey Pete, you were supposed to come over the Saturday after Christmas, where were you yesterday …?"

Pete: "Saturday …??!! I thought yesterday was Tuesday!!"

Me: Jeez, worst case of Hiatus confundo I've ever seen..."

by bill cauliflower December 27, 2025