Come on Ingerland

*BANG BANG*

COME ON INGERLAND

*BANG BANG*

SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

*BANG BANG*

England: *Losing the game*

Fat Brit:*BANG BANG*

COME ON INGERLAND

*BANG BANG*

SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

*BANG BANG*

by Dat_Boi34-_- December 7, 2020

When you come at the king, you best not miss.

One of Omar Little's best lines. He's the king of West-Baltimore and warns his enemies that they only have one shot or else they're gone.

When you come at the king, you best not miss.

by Omar's Shotgun June 29, 2017

come up shuffle

noun: A celebration one does after purchasing garbage. Such as a used mattress off craigslist, which is likely covered with fecal matter stains, urine, dead skin, hair, sweat, and skeet.

Hey guys looks at this mattress i just bought dirt cheap. It only has 3 yellow stains, 2 brown stains and lights up like a Christmas tree under a black light. But i saved $24.15. I feel a come up shuffle coming on.

by captain duckman March 3, 2010

Come Dine

Area of origin: Houston, Texas

(come down/come dine, coming down/cumin dine, came down/ came dine)
Verb
1. To arrive (with/and)
2. To be arriving (with/and)
3. To have arrived (with/and)

( Cumin Dine)
Adj.
1. To look good

Verb
1."...I'm gone COME DINE , big rims on the truck"
2. "...I be CUMIN DINE , new Js on my toes "
3. " ...I done CAME DINE, hittin licks on my trolley "

ADJ.
" I'm CUMIN DINE in this new outfit. "

by THE PULL UP GOD December 31, 2015

come-to-Jesus moment

An epiphany in which one realizes the truth of a matter; a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something; coming clean and admitting failures; realizing the true weight or impact of a negative situation or fact; acknowledgment that one must get back to core values; moment of realization; an aha moment; moment of decision; moment of truth; critical moment; moment of reassessment of priorities; turning point; life-changing moment.

(alt.: "come-to-jesus moment")

“‘We had a real scare, a real come-to-Jesus moment. It was a time to figure out what we were about, where our priorities were. And there was no question. What we didn't realize is how we’d let our work overwhelm our family . . .”— Peer Marriage: How Love Between Equals Really Works by P. Schwartz, page 143 (1994)

”When I hear someone refer to a come-to-Jesus encounter/talk/experience, they're usually referring to a moment of truth that is difficult and harrowing for all who experience it.”—Telegraph-Herald (Dubuque, Iowa), 18 February, 2006

“My feeling is at a certain point we're going to have a 'come-to-Jesus' moment in the caucus and talk about whether you fund (the war) or not," said Rep. Jim McDermott, D-Wash.”—AP Online, 17 April, 2007

“Koonce got into teaching after he was in a severe car accident about five years ago. The wreck caused him to reassess his priorities. ‘It was kind of a come-to-Jesus moment,’ he says. ‘I started thinking about what was really important to me and a way for me to give back.’”— The Greater Baton Rouge Business Report (Louisiana), 18 November, 2008

“As important as the Massachusetts special election was to the health-care debate, it also represents a come-to-Jesus moment for the GOP. What kind of party will it be?”—Washington Post, 20 January, 2010

by WordWizard3 August 1, 2013

Chickens come home to roost

This expression is similar to "what goes around, comes around" and basically means that the consequences of one's evil actions catch up in a negative way. The idea that a wrongful curse comes back to the one who curses as a "bird returns to its nest" dates back to the days of antiquity. However, it wasn't until the 19th Century that Robert Southey wrote that "curses are like a young chicken: they always come home to roost." Since then, the idea of evil men creating returns to their own door has been encapsulated in this expression.

Dude, you keep dealing drugs and you're going to get caught. When the chickens come home to roost, they will take your car, your house, and all your money!

by morpheus30 December 17, 2014

this is my kingdom come

A pre-chorus part of the 2013 Imagine Dragons song "Demons". In 2021, it gained popularity in memes as a joke about semen, being paired with videos of various white liquids being sprayed or spilled.

Often paired with Gaviscon firefighters spraying thicc white liquid, which is the kingdom of "coom".

Semen Jizz funny 😂😂😂🥶🥶🥵🥵

Dan Reynolds: "This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come"
Some girl: "Swallows coom violently"
Meme community: CoOm

by urandom-monke July 16, 2021