Til the balls come home

A fairly uncreative, but slightly more satisfying variation of 'Til the cows come home.' It gives you an excuse to say 'balls' and this definition provides a reference if anyone calls you out for it. This is legit, person being shown this definition by someone you just heard say 'Til the balls come home.'

'How late do you have to work tonight?'
'Literally all goddamn night. I'm going to be at work until the balls come home.'
'That's not a saying.'
'Sure it is. Check urban dictionary.'

by yeti_detective August 23, 2012

diluc.come.home

diluc.come.home is a rare breed found mostly in the repost section of tiktok. Nobody really knows who this mutual is but is seen everywhere, either from completing music lyrics or talking about how they’d like to breed albedo.

“is that diluc.come.home?” 🤨
“yeah which video did you see them in..”

“oh almost every video.”

by diluc.come.home’s mutual February 17, 2022

The Boys Come Marching Home

Upon venturing into the glory hole of your sexual partner, after giving her one hell of an orgasm, she will emit a moan of pure ecstasy, and you will know you've completed a job well done.

NOTE: This is synonymous with "Completing Your Final Mission"

Little Tony, everyone's lovable little scamp, went to a party with his more matured friends. He meets a girl.

Enter Tony, stage left

Tony: Hey there. Would you like to talk with me for a little while?

Esmeralda: Sure sweet heart.

Enter Mordechai, Tony's wingman.

Mordechai: Hey there, Tony ol' buddy ol' pal! I see you've been hittin' it off with this hoe for a little while now. You gonna fuck her or what?

Tony: Oh, um, excuse me miss, my friend here is a little under the influence. You see, his blood alcohol content has exceeded its-

Esmeralda: Oh it's okay, I'm used to it.

Suddenly, Mordechai arouses the crowd, and a riot breaks out, in which Tony and Esmeralda surf the crowd together.

Tony: Oh my, I knew I shouldn't have come to this shindig! I have a test tomorrow!

Esmeralda: You need to lighten up, big boy. You as tense as a bag o' chips.

Suddenly, Mordechai and the others throw Tony and Esmeralda in a room, and the door is blocked by the fellow party-goers. They are in the room alone for 3 hours. This is the first time they have been alone all night.

After being in the room for all that time, the door knob began to twist. Everyone fell silent and stared at the door.

After it opened, Tony stood there, belt buckle undone.

Tony: The Boys Come Marching Home.

The crowd bursts into cheers

Mordechai: LET'S PARTY

Suddenly, "Feeling Hot Hot Hot" started playing, and everyone danced

FIN

by Mother Fucker Extrodinaire November 28, 2009

Come back home

a term used for when you reminiscing about your ex or you miss them

“bru trinity needa come back home”

by Aleigha June 22, 2023

come strong or stay at home

Simply means…”Bring your A game.”

Hey my boy, we running a whole court today. All I know is that “You better come strong or stay at home.”

by Rosco from da Chi June 28, 2024

login(E)i-ready(E)com[e]student[e]dashboard[e]home

Hell: Internet edition.

Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"

by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022