Collagen Karen

The type of upper class woman (usually a bleached blowout blonde) yelling at minimum wage employees because she can't return an expensive item with no tag/receipt. Unaware of class struggles and pain of marginalized groups. Collagen lips and plastic surgery paid for by rich (but absent like her own rich and absent father) husband.

Collagen Karen: OMG! How dare you not allow me to return these Prada sunglasses even though I ignored all the store's policies! I need to speak to the owner of the building- What's your name?? Lemon?!

Employee : You're a grown woman throwing a tantrum, ok Collagen Karen.

by heyworl June 7, 2020

savage in collage form

when you make a savage af collage comparing a goof to something else, in order to make fun of them.

Cindy Robes: did u see jon earwig's new post on instagram? he kinda looks like a turtle in it.
Mark Icecreambars: omg ur right! time to hit google and pic collage, we're making a new savage in collage form!

by craZy chRi$ October 17, 2015

collatabulated

to be collated and tabulated

You're the one's got everything catalogued and notarized, and collatabulated

by JorgeWest November 24, 2006

Collage a Trois

when a guy gets off to pictures of multiple girls...as opposed to multiple pictures of one girl.

Girl- Why the hell do you have naked pics of other girls on your computer?

Boy- Relax babe, its just a little visual stimulation

Girl- I sent you thousands of pics...Am I not enough for you?

Boy- Of course you are...I look at your pics everyday

Girl- Really? Mine and everyone elses too, it seems!

Boy- So what's wrong with that!? I can jack off to whatever I want! Is not like I'm cheating, I just happen to like a little collage a trois now and then!

by Vanity LA February 26, 2009

corey collagan

Poser skater/poser "emo" kid. But is a pretty sick person to blaze with.

"Hey Corey" "hey" "wanna go blaze?" "ohhh yeah def. i just woke up and i wanna get baked."

by chronicman March 26, 2005

Glen Waverley Secondary Collage

A Melbourne High School
Contains 96.76% Melbourne's UGLIEST chicks.

If ugly girls were dinosaurs, Glen Waverley Secondary Collage would be Jurassic Park.

Greg you are gay

by BliNg|BliNg February 25, 2004

collagaration

a very sad event

bill- my grandma got hit by an elk

jim- sorry bill that’s a true collagaration

by cassie2208 October 12, 2022