albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan monkey penis that is so big and furry that it can go up your ass and cum out your mouth

cocklover69 “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have you seen shitters massive fucking albino monkey cock? (i love shoving it up by butt)

by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022

mini monkey cock

extremely small hairy nodule protruding from from the male pubic region that is barely visible to the naked he/she-monkey.

dude you totally have two innies, your belly button and your mini monkey cock. -9th grader in boys shower

by mini monkey lover January 18, 2004

Cock faced shovel monkey.

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

by Sam1200 April 24, 2008

Cock Monkey

A person who jumps from one man to the next.

Wow. Raelynn really is a cock monkey.

by KWOW3 December 19, 2016

Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt

hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!

by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021

Cock monkey

a person who is the biggest douche bag ever and wont stop causing shit

you fucking cock monkey

by MokeyMolester69 February 21, 2020