civic 

a reliable cheap car that actually gets you from point A to point B looks good stock and is not a bad car at all but for some reason idiots think its a race car and put huge spoilers ridiculous exhaust mods and funky stickers that could read "i fuck goats when im not fucking my mom" for all they care!

girl:call the national guard were under attack again i just saw a jet heading towards a building!

guy:relax its just a riced civic!

girl:really? thats a car? how ridiculous!

guy:that poor car what did it ever do?

civic by ALIENSnMONSTERS November 3, 2009

civic 

Clear Indication Vtec Is Crap

Hey, look at that civic in the rear view of my dsm.
Thehyena's dsm ownz civic's all day long.
HAHAHAHAHA, that civic just revved at me and I thought you farted.

civic by v8 killer December 4, 2003

civic 

a highly tunable sports car.
it is so tunable in fact, it can be made to go faster just by slapping a sticker on the side, or putting a comicly oversised novelty spoiler on the back. can be known to reach speeds of a whopping 151 mph
some people are even know to drop massive V6's into them, and also putting a vary large tail pipe adds 5-10 hp.

ha ha you suck, i put $50,000 into this $8,000 car so i could bead out your stock camaro, hahaha.

civic by Zach Hudson April 20, 2003

Civic 

An econobox car that is meant primarily for older women to go out and get their groceries. However this car is often times seen being sported by younger men with a gay exhaust tip, gay paint job, and oh yes even the gay underglow lights. You will also often times see the hood painted black to try and look "JDM" or like carbon fiber. Unfortunetly 99% of the time when these cars are modded they sound like pissed of weed whackers and nothing more. Though there are some fast Civics they are few and hard to find.

Wow that Honda just passed me.. Oh wait my car isn't on.

Civic by DH June 2, 2004

civic 

shit on wheels.

"The newest challenge for Junkyard Wars was to build a civic"

civic by Louman December 23, 2002

civic 

An econobox, NOT a race car. It will always be an economy car, no matter how loud your exhaust is, or how big your spoiler is, or how many stickers you plaster to the side of it.

Person 1: Dude, you just got your ass beat in a drag race by a fuckin' Hummer!

Person 2: It's not my fault... I'm driving a Civic

"I could out-race a Civic in my 1994 Cavalier four-banger, even if I were towing my mom's 1990 Buick Century wagon behind it."

civic by 5th Column May 4, 2003

civic 

a piece of crap

Where's the bathroom? I have to take a civic.

civic by GHT December 10, 2003