cockney

Someone born within the sound of Bow Bells in London.

by chump April 23, 2003

cockney

the best accent ever!

what the bloody 'ell do you mean, you hate cockney?

by england lover July 25, 2006

Cockney

The dialect anyone speaks while performing fellatio.

Person 1: I always have a difficult time understanding Cockney.
Person 2: Yeah, me too. Especially when your mom speaks it.

by adlsajfdlsjalfdk December 19, 2008

cockneck

A giant toolsack. Utterly worthless in every conceivable way. Wilford Brimley shows such disdain for these people that he kills them on sight with his bare hands. The complete opposite of Theron.

That cockneck cried while watching Titanic.

Wow if John were anymore of a cockneck he'd be wearing Crocs.

by Theronkillshobos. June 29, 2008

chickness

To embrace all that is feminine to attract a male, to cry easily at sad songs and movies, to be obsessed with fashion, spa visits, lingerie, and expensive footwear, to be susceptible to bad boy bullshit lines.

"Angelina used her chickness to steal Brad from Jen"..let's go to the mall with our plastic, and rock our chickness." "that dude is totally vibing on my chickness"..Yo man, your girl is really workin you with her chickness."

by singergal April 29, 2010

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

Cockney Rhyming Slang

A dialect originating in East London which involves substituting short phrases for words. The phrases rhyme with the word that they replace.

"So unless we intend to do this job in Reno, we're in barney...
Barney Rubble...
Trouble!"

-Don Cheadle as Basher in Ocean's Eleven

No one gets his Cockney Rhyming Slang but him.

by VooDooXII August 27, 2006