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Christan

Christian is a guy
He is a guy who you would probably think is pretty weird when you first meet but as you both will start to open up he is a really nice guy to be around
He will go from being super quiet to being super loud rally quick but not in a bad way

Either really blond or black hair. Nothing in between

Wants to be taller

Just wants to fit with the group

Is shy

Either Straight or fully just Gay. Again nothing in between

Annoyed about why there only comes up local churches when ever they seacrh their name
1: Why is that guy staring at us?
2: Idk but its getting weird...
3: Maybe he just wants to talk to us?
1: Idk, maybe
2: Must be a Christan
2: Hey! Whats your name?!
Christian: Uhm, Christian
2: Told you
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Christan Labootoff

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
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Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.
Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief Jesus Christ is the Devil.
Jesus Christ is the Devil in Christanic.
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the Extra Testament.
Christanic is part of a whole New Testament called the Extra Testament of Jesus Christ. He is still our Lord and Savior.
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in the Antichrist.
Christanic is like Satanic… but it’s Christanic.
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Christanic

Christanic is the newly coined term for the belief in luck. Feeling lucky? Christanic!
Lucky the God of Luck would like to teach us the Art of Luck in this new book called Luckhardis.

Luck is the phenomenon and belief that defines the experience of improbable events, especially improbably positive or negative ones.
Lucky thing, I found you a Monkey Paw.
The Art of Luck clearly states to become lucky one must have an object of meaningfulness. It obtains a sense of belonging that brings peace and zen. To oneself luck can be called crafty. Being lucky scratches the surface where only a Higher Power can touch.
Luck functions when the stars align like in the Zodiac.
Life’s a gamble, so make the best of it, or meet your timely demise.
Hail the Soldier of Fortune, Luckhardis!
He brings gifts of Praxis.
Luck follows him everywhere like a shadow, you can’t escape! Practice luck in mana steps, but your luck runs out. It only leads you down the River of Styx. Pay the toll.
Is Christanic like a lucky kind of thing?
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