chodis

A penis that is wider in girth than it is in length.

Frank couldn't insert his chodis through the glory hole.

by blair_one May 3, 2005

Chodish

Having to do with a chode.

His chodish penis was rejected by the ho.

by Goat August 31, 2003

choadass

a variation of a choade

that mutherfucker is a a choadass, fuckin square

by swishamandingo March 4, 2004

Choades

Slang word for a person with a small cock that is wider than it is long and is also has a totally arrogant eir and general attitude and can't play the Bass.

Josh
NO Choades
Dont be like Choades
"Calling" Choades
Choad

by A Friend August 7, 2003

choadin

1. Verb hybrid term in gerund form incorporating elements of both froadin' (engaging in off-road motorsports) and douchebaggery (unpleasant, boorish behavior).

2. People who live inland with jetskis.

See also: choading

"Say, brah, let's hook up the trailer to the lifted Ford F-150 truck and head out to Gordon's Well for a delightful weekend of choadin'."

by American Athlete July 30, 2004

Choadus

A cool person who occasionally does something funny or stupid.

Forgetting to do something that is needed, ( Put out cigarette BEFORE pumping gas. Accidentally posting a stupid or explicit video of self or loved one online)

Tom is usually pretty cool, but today he is being a total Choadus cause the hot neighbor girl is over.

Derek wont stop talking about a jacked up truck he saw today. There are hot chicks present. Derek, quit being a Choadus and lets get them to the hot tub already.

Shannon drank way too much and wont shut up about his daughter shooting an elk. Cool story the first 8 times I heard it. Quit being a Choadus Shannon

by choadus13 January 8, 2012

Chodis

Made by the one and only dante

Erick: dawg glovings so gay!!!

Dante: CHODIS!!!!

by jack kevorkian June 29, 2011