chimney sweep

Derogative term for black people who are abnormally dark, as an English chimney sweep would be

That chimney sweep Charlie Murphy is funny as hell
Yo, chimney sweep smile so i can see your ass; its too dark.

by Charlie Sampson April 15, 2006

Chimney Sweep

Using one's 1970's moustache and a particularly strong tongue to clean out a gay man's butt with a powerful sweeping action

Freddie Mercury gave his boyfriend one heck of a chimney sweep!

by Banana Hammie December 5, 2020

Chicago Chimney Sweep

The act of sucking fecal matter off of a penis immediately after anal sex.

So my boyfriend gave me a Chicago chimney sweep...I was surprised when I found out it was basically ass to mouth.

by Kzooprophet October 14, 2009

Chimney sweep

This is the equivelent of tackle bag but applies only to a woman. A chimney sweep would be a man sought after for only a one night romp for the purpose of keeping the female genitalia current and up to date.

Jess hadn't slept with anyone in a few months so she went to the bar in hopes of locating a chimney sweep to bring her sex life back to active status.

by Sarah A. Thompson September 6, 2006

Chimney Sweep

When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.

bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")

Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?

Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)

(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."

Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)

Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!

by bshaft May 19, 2009

Chimney sweep

A cuckold faggot that fucks coal burners after they've been muhdikked or given birth to a shitlet.

Biden used to Chimney sweep all of Obama's leftover Haiti shitlets back in the transgender pioneering days.

by New World Ebola May 14, 2020

Brown Chimney Sweep

The act of covering, submerging, or lathering the penis in warm hair wax and inserting the penis that has been fully lathered in the wax, into an anus. When the penis is pulled out, the anal hair follicles will remain on the shaft, causing a clean, possibly bloody, hairless anus. Waring this act may cause one hell of a pink sock.

I gave this girl one hell of a Brown Chimney Sweep the other night, but she died from a pink sock

by Creampie Holcum July 28, 2011