some chickens

(1)Something, usually a statement or event, that is particularly crazy or ridiculous. (2) Sometimes used as an exclamation.

(1) "I wrote some Stephen Colbert/Bill O'Reilly RPS and it turned out to be some chickens."

(2) "My neighbor just had sex with his dog. IS THIS SOME CHICKENS OR WHAT?"

by Wofl Iron December 25, 2008

I don't care if you fuck chickens

means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..

Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...

by Dam you November 21, 2005

chickenfresh

The state of being good, tasty, satisfying, without the involvement of derty terbans, and including buffalo wing sauce that's spicy

Yo, that's chickenfresh. Is you chickenfresh?

by BuckL August 4, 2007

Step Chickens

The true embodiment of power, they’re known as beings who can defy the word of god

Person 1:I refuse to join the step chickens
Leader:Then become the dirt we walk on.

by Merkle.1004 May 13, 2020

don't count your chickens before they hatch

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.

Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016

chickenbeef

Army term for meat. It is used in every dish that the army make in garrison.

PFC: Yo I got the chickenbeef pot pie today what did you get seargent?
SGT: I got the chickenbeef stew but, now I wish I had gotten the chickenbeef burrito instead

by TaCo Almighty January 1, 2005

chickensackflaps

The funniest person alive

Hey do you know chickensackflaps on tiktok?
Yes they are so funny I pissed myself laughing

by Bertholts.gf February 27, 2021