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kensington charleston chew

Taking a poo onto a plate and freezing it ,then after frozen eating it with your partner wile having sex
ohh man me and danielle had the best kensington charleston chew right before he donkey punched me

Kensington Charleston Chew

The act of dropping a deuce and placing it in the freezer for later use. After or during coitus, yourself and your soul mate share the frozen log as you would with the famous candy.
"We went out for sushi Saturday night. Afterwards, back at home, we lit some candles, turned on some old timey jazz, and enjoyed a Kensington Charleston Chew."

Charleston Chewey 

A person who is of loose nature, with a foul stank, coming from the nether regions, commonly found in Charleston Oregon. But may be found in other communities.
Stay away from that chick, she is a genuine Charleston chewey.

charleston chewing 

An extreme sexual maneuver which involves a male/female eating out the vagina of a woman who has just delivered a child (within 3-6 hours of delivery). Upon receiving oral sex and climaxing the new mother will secrete substantial afterbirth into the performers eagerly awaiting mouth. While the performer may think they are munching on beef curtains, this "Chewy" substance is in fact afterbirth.
Man, Josh, I don't know what it is but Charleston Chewing is the only way I would eat a snatch anymore!