Cartard

Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.

Dustin: "dude, that car is a piece of shit, it needs forged pistons before I'd even piss on it."
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"

by DanHalen August 21, 2013

reverse charizard

The intense burning sensation felt during a bowel movement. Named after the fire-breathing Pokemon, Charizard.

Example: Dude, my ass is on fire due to that reverse Charizard

by Ash-dubbs May 14, 2014

mega charizard x

A badass black and blue beast that no one wants to piss off

My Mega Charizard X is gonna slap your pikachus ass

by BRRRUUUUUHHHHHH77 November 25, 2016

charizard's dick

smoking so much that you aren't even getting high any more, your throat just burns.

yo man, i've smoked so much today that bowl is treating me like charizard's dick!

by ethana December 2, 2010

Charizarding

The act of lighting a girls pubic hair on fire whist having sexual intercourse and then the guy puts it out with his cum.

Shane does charizarding with Shay-lea.

by Big mek June 23, 2014

the charzard

when,during intercourse you set a woman's pubic hair on fire and you put it out with your cum while flapping your arms and roaring like charzard

woman: oh thats nice wait what are you doing with that lighter!!
man: *roar*
woman: it burns put it out!!
man: skeet skeet skeet
voala the charzard is complete

by fluffernutter55 October 22, 2008

A Charzard

When your fucking a girl and then right before you cum you set her pubes on fire then extinguish it with your cum.

YO SOME ONES DOING A CHARZARD IN THE BATHROOM

by c0rnh0le October 10, 2019