jose campos

a very very short,ugly,fat,and lazy mexican that has a lil penis with giant girl boobs and has doggy nuts and will probly end up with a guy becuz he is so ugly his own mother doesn't like to look at him.he also looks like the grinch.

i seen a jose campos and i had to go to the doctor becouse my vison was going away.

by david tovar September 16, 2010

Crampos

Crampos are what you get when your grandparents give you way too many cookies. You begin to get this huge painful sensation on your belly and your chest. You start to get crampos after 10-20 cookies depending on how drunk you are. 10 if you are just fancy drunk, 20 if you are hallucinating drunk. If you are passed out you will never get the crampos. Crampos, though related to cramps, are a lot more painful. Grandmas and grandpas, you will never get crampos.

Jimmy: Mommy! Grandmas giving me too many cookies I'm gonna get de crampos!
Mom: Hear drink this gin.
Jimmy: (drinks and cries) Ahhhh! It's too yukky mommy!
Mom: GODAMNIT! (tears up) honey take your suicide pills.
Jimmy: (swallows and then falls) Oh mommy! It's so warm in hell.
Mom: I love you so much baby. DAMN YOU CRAMPOS!

by Wonderson April 12, 2007

Champskillet

A homeskillet of champ proportions. Often a source of sincere friendship and confidence. A term of endearment for a favorite friend.

What's up champskillet?
Pulling an all-nighter with my champskillet tonight!

by Fireskillet August 25, 2011

Champoon

High class pussy. The champagne of vagina . The opposite of clambrini.

Leave it mate. She’s champoon and you can only afford clambrini

by Chrystal tits August 11, 2018

bp champs

Beer Pong Champions, the winners of a beer pong game or tournament.

Bro it was sick! Me and Tyler were bp champs!

by brownnsh November 29, 2010

El Clampos

An adjective used to describe a person that has incredible defense when playing basketball.

"Tony I keep telling you I got El Clampos.

by ruynater123 October 15, 2017

erica campos tapia

Is a person with no care heartless No care for herself Nor peoples emotions all she is a self centered girl calling her self a womann noun or adjective she will stomp on everything and won’t look back. She will never look back only forward and never be grateful nor sorry such a beauty but inside will swallow you hole like a demon.

Erica campos tapia stomped around town hitting all the men up never caring for the people she would hurt the most

by Campos world April 16, 2019