carfetti

The assorted bits of debris that litter the road after an auto accident.

Wow that was a big accident. I did not know a SUV and a two seater could make so much carfetti.

by dgRonbo December 7, 2011

carfax

noun
1.Proof or evidence supporting your outlandish claims.
Origin is from the CARFAX.com commercials featuring a fox that is best known for saying, "show me the CARFAX," to unsuspecting car salesmen.

noun
2. A list of people you've had sex with.

1. Person 1: I met Jay-Z last night!
Persion 2: Show me the carfax or it didn't happen.

2. Person 1: Person 1: So when are we gonna make it official and become a couple?
Person 2: You gotta show me the carfax before we get serious.

by SACBRUH May 4, 2013

Carfiggle

The sudden urge to destroy everything in sight with your penis.

I'm bout to carfiggle this bitch up in here so much, when i'm done with her, old man jenkins could walk through her pancake house swingin his cane all around and still not touch the sides.

by DarrellJenkins May 25, 2008

Carfin Young Team

Carfin Young Team are a group of youths that cut about the Carfin village in Scotland. They can often be seen bamming up the polis or stealing food from Tesco bell quadrant for the munchies.

“There’s that Carfin Young Team phonin the polis on themselves again”
“Carfin Young Team on top”

by Shad Bahir Butt March 24, 2023

Carfax

What the fox actually says.

"What does the fox say?!"

"Show me the CarFax"

by KayM October 12, 2013

carfucked

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it

Dude, you are so carfucked!

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

CarFart

Ripping ass while wearing your CarHart bibs, bendover or move and you get a whiff of your putrid fart.

Billy was working in the shop and dropped a load. Bent over to pick up a wrench and gave himself a CarFart.

by Dirty Doyle October 14, 2011