Caoimhs' Remorse

When after having sex with a person one starts to feel shame, disgust, or regret regarding the sex act and wishes they hadn’t committed to it.

Upon waking up next to a donkey, still hung over, Jim starts to remember last night’s events and has a serious case of Caoimhs' remorse.

by Caoimhs left nut March 23, 2022

caoimhe power

a fat bitch who has no friends

Hey have you seen Caoimhe Power the fat bitch with no friends?

by caoimhe power February 7, 2021

caoimhe woods

A dirty slut. Usually gives good blowjobs

She is such a caoimhe woods

by User 23 December 30, 2016

national caoimhe day

March 1st; a day dedicated to Caoimhe! When you have an Irish name, it’s uncommon to see it anywhere, so this day is all yours. Enjoy it!

Wow, it’s national caoimhe day today!

by crayola February 3, 2022

Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales

Caoimhe Daughter Of Blue Whales, or Caoimhe for short, is an old Irish name meaning ‘land whale’. Caoimhe’s are usually morbidly obese and unintelligent.

My daughter, Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales , is very fat

by The Mad Lad69 March 17, 2019

Caoimhe May

Caoimhe May is someone who is deeply unconventional and iconic in her ways of dressing, speaking, acting and ideologies.

She is incredibly hot and a niche micro celebrity, unbelievably good in bed. Unfortunately she is also a notorious heartbreaker.
If someone compares you to Caoimhe May, take that as the biggest compliment you can get.

"You remind me of Caoimhe May "

"My life is now complete "

"Bro I love her so much but could never hit that"
"Yeah mate you just got caoimhe mayed"

by Scne November 22, 2021

caoimhe

a beautiful name, or the name of somebody who is bestfriends with somebody named 'drew' and has a boyfriend named 'clay'. baby 2 is not included. otherwised known as lil nug + more nicknames clay gave her.

clay: doesn't caoimhe hate AJR?
drew: yes.

by WpgroupStoriess May 11, 2021