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The Spill Canvas

The Spill Canvas Domminates!
by ~~austin~~ January 9, 2008
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Spill Canvas

Really Awesome Band.I Can't Believe I'm The First Person To Comment On Them. *Punches Keyboard*
They're From Dakota,What More Do You WanT?
Also,They BLow Fall Out Boy AWAAAY!
Take THAT Pete Wentz!
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One Fell Swoop
by bandanasrerad August 22, 2006
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Michelangelo's Canvas

A sexual act performed by a male/female couple. The female blows the male until he unloads in her mouth. After which, they snowball to create a creamy paint. After proper mixing, the male takes the snowball and female lays on her back, stomach exposed. The male stands above the female and spits the cream from his mouth all over her stomach. Thus, painting a cum covered canvas. The male may choose to leave it to dry in abstract form. Or, he may choose finger painting and design the look to his satisfaction.
Jeff has always considered himself an artist. While known for his clay pottery, his greatest artistic passion is the swirling, abstract designs he creates when he gives his girlfriend a Michelangelo's Canvas.
by Eaton Holgoode June 16, 2009
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paint the canvas

to ejaculate forcefully upon an object/person
I told Gilbert to paint the canvas all over Nooch's eager face.
by zachary timmerman December 13, 2009
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UC Canvas

The FIRST fuckshow in the history of the University of Cincinnati that produced a good result in the end.
Hooray for UC Canvas! It’s AGPL software, which is the best kind of software.
by Bad C dev March 5, 2021
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Cunts on a canvas

A term of outrage used similarly fuck.
jack: did you get with that girl last night?
tom: no I got cockblocked
jack: cunts on a canvas!!!
by the creeping pedestrian June 22, 2013
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On the Canvas

To be 'on the canvas' refers to a moment in your life when you are knocked down with little to no hope of recovering. It is a frequently used term throughout university as many students struggle to see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Shit! My girlfriend just left me without giving me a reason. I feel worthless, I'm that far on the canvas. Why is life so cruel?
by nooods July 2, 2019
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