three calories

Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")

"That chick aint got no kinda titties! She only got three calories n shit!"

by jonbeazles August 23, 2004

burn calories

the healthy way of having sex.

another way of saying "having sex"

Ashley and KD like to burn calories.

by BritAnnGreen February 13, 2009

empty calories

A phrase used when the food or beverage offered will not induce inebriation or intoxication. For example, brownies or cookies without marijuana, or a non-alcoholic drink.

Man #1: Hey, want a brownie?
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.

by domotomoarigatou November 1, 2009

burning calories

1. any good performance

1. That fiddle player, last night, was really burnin' calories.

by otay May 20, 2005

burning calories

1. in a state of high anxiety.
2. having a nervous physical habit.
3. indication of a really good game or
good performance in a game.

1.Oh man, I've gotta give this speech tomorrow, and, man, I AM burning calories.
2. She was really burning calories, swingin' her leg all through dinner.
3. Winning score was 16 to 15, we were
burning calories!!

by otay May 21, 2005

2000 calories

To do 2 steps one burn 400 Calories then to have sex with the girlfriend and boyfriend.

1. see 400 calories
2. i lost 2000 calories with my girlfriend

by JKC2.CRUNK January 12, 2009

Burn Some Calories

Used to describe a need to put forth extra effort on a task or project.

I need you to burn some calories on the TPS report this week.

by MojoX November 10, 2009