Road Buzzard

Someone who, upon seeing an item on the side of the road, stops their car and picks up said item to keep it as their own.

Child 1: "Why does your dad keep picking up tools he finds on the side of the road?"
Child 2: "He's a road buzzard."

by babyudon December 22, 2020

buzzword

A contemporary yet cliched word, saying or catchphrase, often used by incompetent managers in an attempt to motivate staff. Which fails.

"Always a pleasure, Mr Ben. Never a chore." - greeting given every day by one of Mr Ben's former supervisors. Example can be found in the book "Managerial Bollocks For Dummies", priced £2.99.

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

BuzzardFucker

Someone; usually a male who gets a girl drunk and fucks her after she passes out.

Tom is a BuzzardFucker. He got my mom drunk and fucked her when she passed out.

by zfghadhdhrgb December 9, 2008

buzzword

A buzzword is a term or phrase that sounds good, but mean nothing. Buzzwords are widely used in the media, advertising, politics and other sections of society.

these are all buzzwords: hit single, clinical tests, mateship, fair go, coastal shipping, global warming, international law, morality, peace and justice for all, etc.

by Sparkyyyyyy September 20, 2005

buzzard breath

breath so bad it could knock a buzzard clear off an out-house for 100 yards away

That dude has some serious buzzard breath workin'

by Cigar City Nole May 25, 2010

the buzzard

an individual that looks for the drunkest girl at a party and attempts to take her up to his room for who knows what, commonly referred to as J-Bone.

The buzzard swooped on that girl so fast, she didn't know what hit her.

by smitty85 October 22, 2006

knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 12, 2004