buttmunchery

1. staggeringly irritating behaviour over a significant period of time.

2. a single act of infuriating or stupid behaviour, so serious it can be likened to a crime.

I've been committing buttmunchery all afternoon.

They sometimes dabble in buttmunchery.

I've been a victim of my son's buttmunchery.

by errochtybuttmeisters July 30, 2011

semi-buttocked

Polite way of saying half-assed

This is really semi-buttocked work, Bob. We expect more of you.

by Bumpyjonas April 11, 2017

buttercheeks

cheeks complete with butter. this can be taken anyway you want.

also, a name of a webkinz. (whoever decided to name a stuffed animal that needs to explain themselves)

You are now literally buttercheeks!

by DickCox45 August 3, 2007

Canadian Buttfucker

1) One who is a complete tool or asshole.

2) A person who is unnervingly annoying.

3) Someone who fucks the butts of Canadians.

1) Person 1: Sally's boyfriend is a real Canadian Buttfucker.

2) Person 1: "Are we there yet?"
Person 2: "Shut up, Canadian Buttfucker!"

3) Person 1: "Who's a Canadian Buttfucker?"
Person 2: "Hitler."

by CBF4Life! September 18, 2010

Back Stabbing Buttfucker

Someone who betrays you in a way that profits them, but leaves you out in the cold. They could have acted as you friend or loyal business partner initially, but took an opportunity to screw you over royally.

I thought we were close until that back stabbing buttfucker ran off with my girlfriend.

by assholeBrubaker March 17, 2010

buttcherry

noun. Anal virginity

Last night she finally let me do anal and I took her buttcherry.

by hayley v, erick t December 28, 2005

Buttouch

The act of touching butts together.

Orlando and Frank got naked and decided to Buttouch.

by BigtexasMcraping September 28, 2009