burnt shoulda learnt

when a person has gotten burned so many times they should have already seen it comin'.

Your girlfriend cheated on you but you take her back and then she does it again and you get mad about it. So she tells you, you got "burnt shoulda learnt".

by G Gonz August 5, 2007

Burnt Brat

A slang term for an uncircumcised penis. A word of Venezuelan decent referring to a mans uncircumcised penis. This term is used to describe dark male penises, since when they are uncircumcised they resemble a burnt bratwurst.

"I sent her a picture of my penis, but she asked what it was. So I had to tell her it was a burnt brat"

by GodofBurntChins November 3, 2014

Burnt Turkey

A black vagina, because it is black on the outside and pink on the inside like a burnt turkey

"yo lance did you eat that burnt turkey last night?"
"Nah fam Shuarkesha left me with nothing to chew on"

by Kepas October 8, 2016

Burnt Face Man

A series of short cartoons by David Firth. Burnt Face Man is supposedly a superhero named Burnt Face Man, but doesn't have many powers. He also has a burnt face. He can however create a SONIC BOOM although it is weak. Burnt Face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, Man Spider and Bastard man. He enjoys playing Mel Gibson's safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. Anger Man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.

Burnt Face Man: Take that crime, you shit!

BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?

BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.

BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains
Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!
BFM: No Sir!
RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!
BFM: Not one!

by grubbly plank October 11, 2007

BURNT TURD

CHIX THAT TAN SO MUCH THEIR SKIN LOOKS LIKE A FAKE LEATHER BAG OR A BURNT TURD

HEY DID YA PEEP DAT BURNT TURD OVER YONDER SHES SORTA HOT BUT FKN HER WOULD BE LIKE BANGIN A OLD ASS CATCHERS MITT AND DAT TAN SMELL ITS LIKE HONEY MIXED WITH B.O.

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 21, 2011

burntyobiskit

means to embarass someone or to publicly humiliate.

I burntyobiskit ashley harris, when i told everyone that you give oral.

by paul watson February 25, 2009

burnt fence

The appearance of teeth that have not been taken care of for a long, long time.

"Your boss has teeth like a burnt fence"

by MeesterEd February 8, 2018