breki

A guy lost in life and very gullable. A breki often has a good heart and is handsome, likes beards and short women. A breki is very loyal to his girlfriend.

...."wow your'e amazing , your'e a total breki"...

by Jonni sinnari January 26, 2018

Bureaucracy

excessively complicated administrative procedure.

"the unnecessary bureaucracy in local government"

by DumbleDazz May 29, 2018

bureaucratic bullshit

The state of which that procedure becomes more of a hindrance to a cause than the original cause.

Johnny would have won but, because he didn't pay attention to the bureaucratic bullshit and follow the 97 step process, Sarah won instead.

by ocean123456 April 17, 2016

Dirty Van Buren

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis out and smacks the woman on each side of the face giving her fecal sideburns so she looks like Martin Van Buren.

Post anal sex, the man pulled out, slapped her each side of the face with his dick giving her a dirty van buren.

by webmnkey37 July 23, 2010

Bureaucromancy

A practice of divination based on the outcome of the random and indeterminate bureaucratic process.

Applying for any number of different programs, jobs, or schools, knowing that where you are accepted or offered a position will determine the course of your life from that point onwards, thereby allowing the fates to decide your, um, fate.
"I am torn between moving out of town or staying here. After the ancient rites of bureaucromancy have been performed, I shall be informed of my destiny, most likely by a form letter."

by Carla P. September 25, 2005

Burak

A wonderful and precious person that is very talented and full with trust. Usually a name for male. He has such a precious, shiny and glowing smile. He has an incredible personality too. He also have the most innocent but precious eyes in the whole universe that if you look at them they take all your pain away. Their hugs are the most safe and warm hugs you will ever try. They are just indescribable in many but countless ways.

Burak is such a generous person.

by MamaofMama June 3, 2018

bureauphobia

n.-the condition of being afraid or anxious of bureaucracy and formality esp. that relating to government and big corporations.

adj.-bureauphobic

n.-bureauphobe

Ted's beareauphobia made his impending trip to the DMV a source of panic.

by joflo July 3, 2004