by Spanishcheeg August 20, 2017
Get the Bullpited mug.A practice that involves transporting prisoners back and forth needlessly from jail to jail or precinct to precinct. Named so because the cell looks like a bullpen, symbolically representing the fenced in area of a "bull's pen", where bulls wait before being sent off to the slaughter.
by SomeOneNYCz February 19, 2010
Get the Bullpen Therapy mug.A depraved sex act involving handcuffs, a billy club, and leather boots, often performed with one of the participants role playing as a cop. The sex act itself, which is too vulgar to describe in writing, exists entirely outside of mainstream sexuality or even fringe sexuality. People who have borked the blup are often unwilling to admit to it because of a taboo stigma that marks them as permanently undesirable to future sex partners. The act is considered to be so vile and disgusting that even environments that typically tolerate or celebrate explicit sexual discussions of sex (e.g. comedy clubs, fraternity houses, brothels) are often intolerant of anyone who would try to mention it.
Lover #1: So, I was thinking maybe we could try something a little kinky tonight.
Lover #2: bites lower lip Mmmm, tell me more...
Lover #1: Well, I was thinking maybe we could...you know...bork the blup.
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Lover #2: Fuck you! Fuck you! You depraved pervert! This relationship is over! I don't EVER want to see you again. Ever! How DARE you suggest something so vile, so debased...I hate you!
Lover #2: bites lower lip Mmmm, tell me more...
Lover #1: Well, I was thinking maybe we could...you know...bork the blup.
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Lover #2: Fuck you! Fuck you! You depraved pervert! This relationship is over! I don't EVER want to see you again. Ever! How DARE you suggest something so vile, so debased...I hate you!
by Blup Borker August 6, 2020
Get the bork the blup mug.I asked ted if he wanted to stay for another drink. Said he was going home for an Aggressive bullpen session after being turn down by the chick at the bar.
by Tonytoucha January 28, 2019
Get the aggressive bullpen session mug.1. (noun) A combination of Mountain Dew Voltage, Sprite, Red Bull, Raspberry Sherbet, and vodka
2. (verb) (-ed) To become drunk off of Bullpiss
3. (adj) (-ed) To be angry at someone while drunk
2. (verb) (-ed) To become drunk off of Bullpiss
3. (adj) (-ed) To be angry at someone while drunk
"Dude we are making some bullpiss tonight!"
"We are so bullpissed right now."
"I was so bullpissed at her when she kept asking me what was going on while we were watching Stepbrothers"
"We are so bullpissed right now."
"I was so bullpissed at her when she kept asking me what was going on while we were watching Stepbrothers"
by feettouchingtheceiling March 13, 2009
Get the Bullpiss mug.A carefully selected grouping of women that a man is dating on a semi regular, rotation basis where no real commitment is delivered on his part to anyone of them......and where each woman in the bullpen is tagged with a designation....such as "the Ace".. She gets the nod to attend family gatherings or the "Middle Reliever".... The one that can be called most anytime and is available...and finally the "Closer".... The late night (I'll be over in a minute) call response.
Gerry’s hasn’t been with the same girl twice in a row since I explained to him the benefits of building and correctly managing the bullpen rotation.
by King Dolphin December 3, 2011
Get the The bullpen rotation mug.1. In baseball, the bullpen (sometimes referred to as just "the pen") is the area where relief pitchers warm-up before entering a game. Depending on the ballpark, it may be situated in foul territory along the baselines or just beyond the outfield fence.
2. It also refers to an office workspace populated with desks but no separating cubicles or walls.
2. It also refers to an office workspace populated with desks but no separating cubicles or walls.
1. Goose Gossage warmed up before the 7th inning and then went into the game to trounce whoever his team at the time (White Sox, Yankees, Padres or Mariners) happened to be playing.
2. Finch from Just Shoot Me works at the periphery of the bullpen, right outside his boss's door.
2. Finch from Just Shoot Me works at the periphery of the bullpen, right outside his boss's door.
by 5150pacer March 20, 2008
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