Brangelina

A baby-adopting, high fashion, chateau-dwelling force of nature that has starred in hundreds of films and dated/been married to approximately half the population of Hollywood.

Formerly, "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie."

Taiwanese village woman (TVW) #1: "I heard that Brangelina might be passing through here in a couple of days..."

TVW #2: "Quick! Somebody hide the orphans!"
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Jennifer Aniston's hit list:

1. Perez Hilton
2. Jessica Simpson
3. BRANGELINA!!!!

by adoptmebrangelina March 5, 2009

brangelinaston

any article in any magazine that is about Brad Pit, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston fighting over some stupid shit.

"Did you read about that brangelinaston in people yesterday?"

by angrymafia May 5, 2009

brainfael

brainfael sometimes said brainfael harb is an word used to express the ecxess of intelligence in a single brain

bill: bob I just got a 20/20 on my math test

bob: omygod bill ur such a brainfael

by panjeet the chicken February 20, 2019

brangeloonies

Brangeloonies. Rabid and crazy fans of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie aka Brangelina. Brangeloonies are not ordinary fans, they are aggressive and stalkerish. They attack other celebrities and other people who don't share their views on Brangelina.
They will spin every negative story into positive and blame everyone else beside Brangelina for all negative media coverage.
Brangeloonies are usually seen at justjared.com, for the most part but have been migrating to other gossip websites like dlisted.com, tmz.com and perezhilton.com.

JustJared.com has been known to ban people that disagree with his rosy view of Brangelina.

Oh no, look out for Brangeloonies?!

by Ruu September 23, 2007

brangeloony

Singular. Plural form is Brangeloonies. Rabid fan of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie aka Brangelina. A Brangeloony will defend any action of Brangelina. They usually are seen at justjared.com, for the most part but have been migrating to other gossip websites like dlisted.com, tmz.com and perezhilton.com.

JustJared.com has been known to ban people that disagree with his rosy view of Brangelina.

(Plural) The Brangeloonies usually hang out at justjared (aka jj).

Oh no, who brought the Brangeloony to the website?!

by Missy C April 20, 2007

Brangelover

the end of the romance / marriage between Brat Pitt & Angelina Jolie - better known to the tabloids and E news as 'Brangelina'

"did you hear Brat Pitt & Angelina Jolie have split up?"

"No"

"Yeah it's Brangelover for them!"

by Mr flobby February 15, 2010

Brangely

A thiccc bad bitch who don’t care what people think

Look there’s brangely

by Ima important December 29, 2019