Bootstrapium

What you earn by working hard for success like all your favorite Billionaire crushes tell you to.

Keep mining for bootstrapium, serfs

Blackrock's forever rentals won't build themselves

by Cerebrex April 13, 2022

Bootstrapping

The action of lifting yourself out of poverty through sheer skill and force of will. It is about as plausible as the name suggests.

More billionaires exist now than ever before. If we all started bootstrapping, every American could become a billionaire!

by Sitbear April 9, 2021

Boostrap

Dominant

Did you see that boostrap performance at the boxing match?

by Nigmitt June 18, 2019

Bootystracted

The act of being distracted because you were looking at a girl's ass.

Angelo: Oh shit dude, look at the ride passing by
Memo: What ride?
Angelo: I can't believe you got Bootystracted, the Mustang was bad ass.
Memo: You can't miss a good ass tho.

by angelo4chris June 1, 2016

boostapalooza

Similar to a boostfest, this a gathering of Halo players on a fuckin epic scale. At least 3 tvs and xbox360s are required and 10 or more players. Best night possible.

Tock: "Boostapalooza '08 tomorrow at my place."
Hart: "There is a god"

by MilliganMan April 20, 2008

Bootstomped

To get stomped in the face by somebody wearing boots. Much like getting curb stomped but always includes boots, and isn't always done on a curb.

Charlie: *proceeds to talk about having sex with your mother*
Aaron: Get Bootstomped
Charlie: You won't do shit
Aaron: *bootstomps Charlie*
Charlie: *lays on ground while heavily bleeding from the face*

by nick1207 January 30, 2007

Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight

I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.

by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015