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beef bologna

Popularized by the 80's west coast punk band Fear, the phrase refers to any penis that is of exceptional size and girth.
"She don't like salami, she don't want pastrami, she don't want a chicken, she don't want a roast; she just wants a double dose of my beef, beef, beef, beef bologna!"
by JMDs September 10, 2008
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Is somebody frying bologna?

Any unpleasant, unidentified smell or odor, usually in the context of an enclosed area. Flatulence may or may not be involved.

A Dave Letterman catchphrase from the mid-90's.
I walked into my office the other day and was greeted by an unbelieveably awful and not-readily-identifiable smell. I asked, "Whoa, damn! Is somebody frying bologna?" Turned out is was one of my co-workers, who had forgotten she was cooking a Healthy Choice meal in the mircowave, and it was burning (badly).

Walked into a Starbucks last month and smelled something funny (in a bad way). I mumbled alive, "Man, Jesus, is somebody frying bologna?" Apparently the guy at the table next to the door had been lettin' 'em rip for 15 minutes after drinking the new Chantico beverage.
by Wooddogg February 17, 2005
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bologna magnet

term used to describe faggots
Quit being such a faggot.

Go back to your glory hole, you bologna magnet.

Your breath smells like dick and poop, you bologna magnet.
by Safe word: Whiskey May 16, 2009
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bologna boner

When an uncircumcised penis becomes erect and the foreskin doesnt retract leaving the tip of the penis covered in what looks like meat or in this case Bologna.
Tina: So did you see his cock get hard?
Liz: Yes, but it was more of a bologna boner.
Tina: Ew.
by xxxpageagain August 19, 2013
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Bologna cone

Bologna Cones: Abnormally large nipples on enormous tits.
"She's got some big bologna cones" "Did you see those bologna cones?" "Her nipples are so big they look like bologna cones" "I'd lick her bologna cones!" "I could make a sandwich out of those bologna cones!"
by Bologna Cones July 1, 2017
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Bologna Fart

When a girl farts and the ‘fart air’ rides up forward into their pussy hole, and is then queefed out. The queef of the fart out of your pussy hole causes the labia to slap, flap and flop about resembling two pieces of bologna flapping together simultaneously. The combination of shit smell and pussy smell creates a dirty wet bologna smell.
/ bəˈlōnē / färt / Noun _ Verb

-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”

-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”
by Lick It Like A Lizard May 14, 2020
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bologna dome

When a condom placed on a man's penis doesn't have enough room for the semen to collect at the tip and the semen flows all around the penis. Instead of staying trapped at the tip, the semen is now all throughout the entire condom, completely covering the penis and forms a semen-like dome resembling bologna being fried in a pan.
"I didn't leave enough of a tip at the condom when we were fucking, so the damn thing bologna domed and it took me like 5 minutes to clean up."
by The Badness August 24, 2006
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