backboned

to be drunk or high/stoned to the point of delirium; nothing makes sense; confusion; i.e. being the fucked up the ass

“god i’m so backboned right now.”
“bro stop backboning me”

by marindi September 4, 2023

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016