Blurb

blurb
blərb

adjective: blurby, bluuuuurb
1. The essence of being completely fat and lazy, devoid of any motivation other that sitting on a couch, eating and watching tv and/or playing video games.

verb: blurb, blurbing. blurbed
1. The act of being completely, uselessly, lazy.
2. To watch tv and/or play video games while eating food high in sugar and fats.

noun: blurber
1. One who blurbs or is currently in the act of blurbing.
adjective: "Wow, I can believe Tiffany is so bluuuuuurb!"

verb: "What do you want to do this weekend?" "Oh, I'm just going to stay home and blurb".

noun: "That blurber hasn't moved from that spot in hours, I wonder where he goes to the bathroom?"
by Bobarian October 17, 2014
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pride blurb

A wonderful gathering for a Pride march.
The pride blurb from our school was huge this year! Everyone was thrilled with the turnout at the parade.
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blurb jurb

When you're getting a blow job in the clurb.
Club Patron 1: Did you see that dude in the clurb? I heard some girl was givin' him some brain in the bathroom.

Club Patron 2: Blurb jurb fo sho!
by clam_hammer September 12, 2009
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Reading The Blurb

Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.

The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"

"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"
by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011
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blurb job

The extent to which an author is willing to go to land a fabulous blurb for his/her book.
You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.
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blurbing

when partaking in the act of blurbing youre batty hole expands bubbly gas while your piss hole (urethra) burns of nitrogen oxide
all me and my hoimes love blurbing
by juicydongdoingtheblurb November 11, 2022
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blurbing

to try and figure out a way to get someone to text you back in a way that seems nonchalant and doesn’t come off annoying
friend: what are you doing?
you: tryna get ... to text me back
friend: quit blurbing dumbass
by rileyblanchard November 03, 2019
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