blurb
blərb
adjective: blurby, bluuuuurb
1. The essence of being completely fat and lazy, devoid of any motivation other that sitting on a couch, eating and watching tv and/or playing video games.
verb: blurb, blurbing. blurbed
1. The act of being completely, uselessly, lazy.
2. To watch tv and/or play video games while eating food high in sugar and fats.
noun: blurber
1. One who blurbs or is currently in the act of blurbing.
blərb
adjective: blurby, bluuuuurb
1. The essence of being completely fat and lazy, devoid of any motivation other that sitting on a couch, eating and watching tv and/or playing video games.
verb: blurb, blurbing. blurbed
1. The act of being completely, uselessly, lazy.
2. To watch tv and/or play video games while eating food high in sugar and fats.
noun: blurber
1. One who blurbs or is currently in the act of blurbing.
adjective: "Wow, I can believe Tiffany is so bluuuuuurb!"
verb: "What do you want to do this weekend?" "Oh, I'm just going to stay home and blurb".
noun: "That blurber hasn't moved from that spot in hours, I wonder where he goes to the bathroom?"
verb: "What do you want to do this weekend?" "Oh, I'm just going to stay home and blurb".
noun: "That blurber hasn't moved from that spot in hours, I wonder where he goes to the bathroom?"
by Bobarian October 17, 2014
The pride blurb from our school was huge this year! Everyone was thrilled with the turnout at the parade.
by White van gold 70s glasses June 23, 2017
Club Patron 1: Did you see that dude in the clurb? I heard some girl was givin' him some brain in the bathroom.
Club Patron 2: Blurb jurb fo sho!
Club Patron 2: Blurb jurb fo sho!
by clam_hammer September 12, 2009
Most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.
The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
The act of checking out a chick's booty, or 'reading the blurb', is a very similar concept. Of course 'the blurb' isn't everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
"Damn did you read the blurb on that chick?! I would love to flick through her pages!"
"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"
"Have you read many books recently dude? Nah man, I've been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know"
by King Of The Blurbs October 18, 2011
You know I bet you can get that guy who's a NYTimes bestselling author to give you a blurb if you give him a blurb job.
by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver July 21, 2009
when partaking in the act of blurbing youre batty hole expands bubbly gas while your piss hole (urethra) burns of nitrogen oxide
by juicydongdoingtheblurb November 11, 2022
to try and figure out a way to get someone to text you back in a way that seems nonchalant and doesn’t come off annoying
by rileyblanchard November 03, 2019