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Cock Blockade

When a group of people (usually friends) gang up on you and "block" you from having sex with a woman. It is different than cock block in the fact that it involves multiple people.
(Open door with girlfriend to find all my friends)

Me: Dammit! It's a cock blockade!
by Caseyds620 December 16, 2010
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Blackard

That one bitch in the back of the classroom in a dark hoodie that you don't wanna fuck with. Is stoned half the time, addicted to nicotine, piercings, tattoos and dogs. Does kickboxing while drinking a handle a night. Likes fast cars and illegal activities.

But wants to join the army.
Don't worry about pull out game, a Blackard is most likely stronger than yours
by Ooops187 March 22, 2020
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Blockade fart

This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
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Blockord

When the Destiny 2 speedrunner BlockHead739 gets a new record
MOM wake up there's a new blockord!
by dejeds April 1, 2022
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Blocktard

1: Blocktard? that sounds like a slur in minecraft
2: You are a blocktard to the english language
by Nintendrew March 8, 2024
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Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.
Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.
by Rockkickass November 5, 2014
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Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.
God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!
by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018
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