A Facial bird bath is when a person performs cunnilingus on said woman and she has a female ejaculation (squirt) on said person's face. Hence, like a bird in a bird bath flopping away in the mixture of vaginal fluid and urine.
by A guy from brooklyn September 23, 2009
Get the Facial Bird Bathmug. When you partaking in sexual intercourse, you pull out and cum into his/her belly button, proceeding to slap your penis on the cum filled basin, chirping like a bird.
Daddy Kisses gave his girlfriend a russian bird bath last night. He said its his new favorite. Chirp chirp.
by Daddy Kisses February 1, 2017
Get the russian bird bathmug. when a female goes into a dark bathroom (generally at home) in the middle of the night & sits IN the toilet because the seat has been left up.
"Being the lone female in the frat house sucks! I ended up in a midnight bird bath three times this week!!"
by four on the floor September 21, 2011
Get the midnight bird bathmug. by PennywiseDancingClown September 15, 2017
Get the Mexican bird bathmug. When a female is eating her supper, and her male partner approaches unexpectedly from behind and gives her the butt sex.
Bob the parakeet must have found out he was a man tonight. Rosie went to the food bowl to eat and Bob pile drove her in the ass. My man was going to town on her. I never seen that before. I think he pulled A Michigan bird bath on her.
by Thrdbagger December 20, 2021
Get the Michigan Bird Bathmug. Mrs. Masterson’s first-grade field trip to the museum was canceled after Noah, Liam, and Charlotte engaged in a three-way Kentucky Bird Bath.
by Bungo Baggins April 23, 2018
Get the Kentucky Bird Bathmug. When you are in the shower with a girl and the guy stretches out his nut sack and fills it with water and then the girl drinks out of it.
I was in the shower with my girlfriend and the told me she was thirsty. So I had her bend down and I gave her a Dirty Bird Bath.
by NMBMKBKMBMGB July 25, 2009
Get the Dirty Bird Bathmug.