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Murphy's Bitch

A person who is frequently a victim of Murphy's Law
Man A: I was going to go out tonight, but when i put my shirt on the sleeve ripped, i couldn't find my keys, The ATM rejected my card so i couldn't get any money out, and all my friends cancelled at the last minute...i think someone has it in for me.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.
by Killin2day June 24, 2011
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Marley's Bitch

Marley's Bitch is a girl who is very nice and supportive. Their name usually starts with Mia because that matches the Marley. Marley's Bitch is very loyal to her friend.... Marley. Calling someone Marley's Bitch is a compliment.
Wow you are such a Marley's Bitch.
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That's Bitch

A phrase that is used to describe a situation that is unfair.
Guy 1: I call shotgun

Guy 2: Too bad you don't get it

Guy 1: Bullshit I called it

Guy 2: Tough shit

Guy 1: That's Bitch
by mcvarial December 26, 2011
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Molly’s Bitch

It’s your typical simp, get bitched by their girl and do anything for any hoe.

Started from people getting addicted on molly the same way simps get addicted for threesh’s,skeez’s, and whore’s.
Yo kylan looking like molly’s bitch right now.
by Yo boi yung kb Cg May 14, 2020
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langhorne's bitch

(n.) Anyone who is contantly bending to authority and afraid to do anything where there is a slight risk for getting in trouble. Also obsessed with being a coach/teacher's pet. Pretty much just a little baby back bitch.
Mike: hey, i don't think we should do that. coach told us not to.

me: dude don't be such a langhorne's bitch
by gmen12 January 26, 2011
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God's bitch

1) Someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by God.

2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)
1) I lost my wallet, my dog died, and I failed my degree.

Wow, you really are god's bitch.

2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?
by darkshaow September 20, 2005
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Abercrombie's Bitch

A girl, or occasionally guy, who's wardrobe entirely, or nearly entirely consists of clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch. These people come from the ages of 12-18.
This is not to be confused with Abercrombie's Hitch, someone who has one or two tees from there that they use when looking for a date, this case is more common.
Chris: Damn, she's so hot...I'm gonna go talk to her.
Pat: You can't...
Chris: Why?
Pat: She's Abercrombie's Bitch
Chris: Damn, she must be crazy, how do you know?
Pat: She has A&F jeans, tee, hoodie...
Chris: You know what their clothes look like, you're Abercrombie's Bitch too.
Pat: Heh heh (the slight giggle is acknowlegemnt of the truth)
by Chris Was Here June 9, 2009
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