One hand on the binoculars

A phrase to insinuate that someone (usually male) was watching someone else through binoculars - already in creepy stalker territory - but was also doing so while masturbating.

Hey girl, I saw you across the street yesterday!

Yeah - with one hand on the binoculars!

by Bobstafarian June 22, 2010

binocular

another word for rad or cool
due to the fact it sounds nicee.

dangg shits binocular!

by everydaybinocular June 29, 2011

Binoculars

The act of positioning one testicle on each of your partner's eyes.

I gave christie some binoculars last night.

by Ryan November 10, 2003

Russian Binoculars

N. The act of putting your ballsack over your partners eyes, forcing them to look through a pair of ballsack "binoculars."

After I tapped that chick from behind I made her look through my Russian binoculars.

by timberrr July 18, 2014

binoculars

Forming a circle around each testicle using your index finger and thumb and therefore making your testicles appear as the lenses of a pair of binoculars.
Part of the "Penis game" = 4 kicks

Dude, we just gave Denver the binoculars! That kid is so gay i bet he loved it.

by Andrew Roote July 28, 2007

binocular soccer

Simply playing a game of soccer with a pair of binoculars. A person can use either end of them to view people as if they're far away or really close.

During lunches we used to play a round of binocular soccer until someone got racked in the nuts.

by Datfreemandoe May 24, 2014

I wear binoculars

Ye s yes y es

HELL


o man i hate i

by sdasas November 12, 2003