Exuding epicness in two facets of life; e.g., earning $2,000,000/episode for a hit TV sitcom while snorting tennis ball-sized rocks of cocaine and banging porn stars.
When asked if he was bi-polar, Charlie Sheen replied, "(No) I'm bi-winning: I win here and I win there. If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy, like, crashes and is lying in the corner, like, 'OMG, it's all my mom's fault?' Shut up."
by Alpine Alpaca March 01, 2011
When you're just too awesome to be bipolar, you end up being bi-winning. People who are bi-winning are often found to have tiger blood in them.
by nBburna March 07, 2011
Phrase coined by Charlie Sheen that means to transcend the state of being bipolar by virtue of the fact that you are far too winning and bitchin' for such a pathetic diagnosis to apply to you.
by Solid Boomstick March 03, 2011
When you win here, and you win there.
-Charlie Sheen
This term was used by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC. When Charlie was challenged with an accusation that he was bi-polar, his rebuttal was that he was actually "bi-winning." He uses the term "winning" throughout the interview in contexts, not only sexually related, but also in a conquering sense as well.
-Charlie Sheen
This term was used by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC. When Charlie was challenged with an accusation that he was bi-polar, his rebuttal was that he was actually "bi-winning." He uses the term "winning" throughout the interview in contexts, not only sexually related, but also in a conquering sense as well.
guy 1: Dude, what's wrong with you.... Are you bi-polar or something? How come you're not like everyone else?
guy 2: I'm not like everyone else because I'm better than everyone else, I'm bi-winning.
guy 2: I'm not like everyone else because I'm better than everyone else, I'm bi-winning.
by G Ymer March 03, 2011
A word invented by Charlie Sheen during an interview on Good Morning America when asked if he was bipolar; meaning to win at both ends of the spectrum.
by stiffshifter March 13, 2011
A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
Symptoms include:
1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 11, 2011
Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there."
by Sheenisms March 13, 2011