bedtime

a time when someone must go to bed

“you was at the club?”
“no i wasn’t my bedtime is at 10”

by epicdefaultdancer August 7, 2019

Getting an F in bedtime

Really bad at going to bed, whether you go to bed really late, really early or just in a really unorthodox way

Josie goes to bed at 1:59 but has to shower, bathe, hoover, clean the loo and do the washing first. Therefore Josie is getting an F in bedtime

by Oh my my March 4, 2015

Rock N Roll Bedtime

An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.

Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"

Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"

by The Rock N Roller October 22, 2009

bedtime beer

drinking and having sexual intercourse at the same time

I had some bedtime beer with Manders' mom under the sheets last night.;)

by everyoneandtheirmom August 4, 2008

During Bedtime

An addition to a "Your Mom" comeback.

Another one could be: In bed,during bedtime stories, and during the time of bed.

Guy 1: Your Stupid
Guy 2: Ur Mom's stupid...
Guy 2: DURING BEDTIME.

by kikikikik September 19, 2006

bedtime cape

A sheet or blanket that one tosses around their back and holds onto while running around the house screaming "I have my bedtime cape on."

*10pm

"time for my bedtime cape!"

by Melissaemily October 12, 2013

bedtime inkjet

When you're having a quiet wank next to your partner at bedtime, usually after they've rejected you, and just as you're about to cum you roll over and jizz over them instead

I gave Jesse a bedtime inkjet last night, after she said she had a headache and wasn't in the mood

by InkjetInventor June 11, 2018