An addition to a "Your Mom" comeback.
Another one could be: In bed,during bedtime stories, and during the time of bed.
Another one could be: In bed,during bedtime stories, and during the time of bed.
by kikikikik September 19, 2006
When you're having a quiet wank next to your partner at bedtime, usually after they've rejected you, and just as you're about to cum you roll over and jizz over them instead
by InkjetInventor May 31, 2018
bedtime vape - is when you always, ALWAYS get the urge that you need hit your vape before you go to sleep.
hey chad, can you hand me my vape so i can hit it to do my bedtime vape sesh i need it to go to sleep bruh, i got to have it.
by amoneydollasign October 31, 2023
Not a specific time but represents an unearthly hour when gamblers, fueled by caffeine and pornography, decide to buy or sell Bitcoins once the investors in the Far East have ceased trading.
Hey Martin, are you going to bed? No, I'm staying up till Chinks' bedtime, I've got 50 Bitcoin to sell.
by Lancet Fluke May 21, 2017
Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.
by Merkin Wrangler February 21, 2021
by Drunkies March 21, 2021
A sheet or blanket that one tosses around their back and holds onto while running around the house screaming "I have my bedtime cape on."
by Melissaemily October 10, 2013