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Beaver's Oooohh

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A beaver suddenly or eradictely makes an "Oooohh" can also be used in beaver football, sausage making or cleaning out the toilet.
"Toilet: Ooohh"
"Beaver: You stole my word"
"Beaver's Oooohh"
by Absenceoflove July 29, 2008
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beaner's burrito

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I joined in a beaner's burrito with a bunch of Mexicans in a blanket, and Jose grabbed that tush
by Swaggin_Dragon June 6, 2016
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It's better than nothing

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A phrase used to describe an accomplishment so insignifican it is virtually equivalent to nothing. Often used by slackers to justify slacking.
My goal was to exercise for an hour, but after 2 minutes on the tread mill I called it quits and ordered a pizza. It's better than nothing.
by GianPaolo September 2, 2011
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It's better to live a happy wonderful life than to perish; or can be a simple fun phrase to tell your friends!
Tim: No please don't kick the chair, Uncle Timmy.
Uncle Timmy: I'm sorry *is about to kick chair from underneath his legs*
Kid: Please, Uncle. It's better to wah than to woosh
Richard:... You're right. *proceeds to kick chair*
by FaggitConko69 January 25, 2019
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Witch's Beaver

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Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)

RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.

ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.

also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"

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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013
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Hair coloring is used to add body, control frizz, make hair more vibrant and interesting, even highlight other attributes; as well as cover up the signs of an aging beaver.
Creston used "Not Your Mother's Beaver" to color her gray pubic hair; for a more youthful and eye catching beaver.
by Aneefa June 5, 2016
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