Turkish Bayonet

when you shit on your dick and cut it off and shove it up your ass

alex is into some weird shit. i heard his last act was the turkish bayonet.

by dean bean machine April 5, 2020

banet

Same word as "banned" but in the way it's told :P

Mr.Incognito: Go f*ck a wall u ediot!
Me: BANET!

by Go-Play January 10, 2008

Bayonet

A knife of sorts which is attached to the barrel of a gun. Used extensivly in wars with single shot weapons (i.e. Revolutionary War, American Civil War, ect...)

The current issue bayonet is the M9 multipurpose bayonet.

by KR February 24, 2005

Bayonetta

A stylized version of Devil May Cry but taken on with a more female twist. It's also a term for a girl who is classy as fuck but can use what she got to her advantage.

Yo dawg you play that new. "Bayonetta" game.

Man that girl is so "Bayonetta" every time she comes my way I gotta look back and go Goddamn that chick is so Bayonetta.

by Oberon Sexton October 3, 2010

bayonette

When you fuck a girl and she immediately starts her period.

You shouldn't have bayonetted her.

by Tabooyah November 21, 2010

banette

A doll Pokémon that was thrown out a long time ago.It seeks the child that threw it out for a unknown reason.

Banette is my favorite Pokémon.

by Banette626 September 2, 2017

Bayntonette

The official name given to people obsessed with Mat Baynton. A British Actor, commonly associated with the children's television show, Horrible Histories, and is amazingly attractive. No one knows why exactly people love him, though scientists are looking into it. The typical Bayntonette is either a teenage girl who watches Horrible Histories songs and episodes on Youtube and loves Mat Baynton for the unknown reason, or a young child's mother who secretly adores said person, while watching the television show with her child/ren. Scientists have discovered that a Bayntonette finds Mat sexy, though it is unknown why. There are no obvious conclusions, given that he is a scrawny, mid-twenties, unheard-of actor, but the theory of "Humorous Attractivus" can be applied to said attraction. One thing is known for sure, Mat Baynton is sexy.

Teenage Girl: "OMG! Did you see the Dick Turpin song? Mat Baynton can do guy liner so well, it looks smexy."
Girl's Mother: "Yes, yes, yes! Totally made me a Bayntonette."

by SilkNinjaLily August 7, 2011