201st base

having sex with a dead body while at the funeral of the person then proceeding to speak about the persons life accomplishments while spanking the minister

Guy 1: I got to 201st base at Monica's funeral this morning

Guy 2: Really! how did it feel?

Guy 1: It was good, at first everyone was horrified until Monica woke up! If it hadnt been for me then she would have been buried alive, it turns out that she was only in a coma but i guess my big willy will will sure woke her up afterwards every thanked me now im a hero

Guy 2: your madd ugly...

by DJ maxximum April 2, 2009

25th base

25th base is the act of having sex with 2 women, at the same time, while playing Starcraft on the PC against 7 people and owning them all. While blindfolded. This also makes you more godly then Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Arnie combined. You also win at life. Any base after this is for pure show and tell, since if this feat is accomplished, you are God.

Jack: I got to 25th base last night. Twice.
Everyone within 50 meters: ALL HAIL THE NEW GOD!

by DecadeOfAggression January 4, 2009

22nd Base

The point where one fucks life into an inanimate object, and then makes it climax. AKA Frankenfuck

"Have you ever heard a statue moan?"
"Did you get to 22nd Base?"

by jalepino pooper November 10, 2008

24th Base

To oraly shag a fish and then 2 slap an entire primary school of kids with it and then proceed to put it up your arse and eat it

"Heyi got to 24th base last night"
"Fuck Off You Freak"

by Keith Cheeseman April 3, 2009

23rd base

u have to stop lookin these stupid bases up their is nooooooo more!

Jonny: Dude i had fuckin 23rd base last night.
Adam: Their is only four fuking bases go kill your self you fucking bitch.

by Jon q 24 December 30, 2008

24th base

Picking up a random person on the side of the street, raping them, and then having them enjoy it. therefore not considered rape afterwards.

Guy: Hey, I got to 24th base.
Guys friend: Sooo...how did that work out for you?
Guy: yeah, I'm meeting her tomorrow...

by SJTOERPDHAANNIE April 29, 2007

2nd Base

touching people's goods

titts, dick, goods, anything you wouldn't try to cover up from your spouse/partner. Alan is two basses from doing his girlfriend, he's already touched her breasts, so he's past 2nd base.

by jannene June 11, 2006