Bostonian

You put your dick on top of your desk at work, take off one of your wing tip shoes and repeatedly smash your dick with it

Jim and Ed decided that the Bostonian was the only way to make up for missing their sales quota two months in a row

by Balltapper December 20, 2019

bostonian vegetarian

You act and tell everyone you’re a vegetarian, but eat prime meat cuts at social gatherings because that shit is too good to pass up.

Just so y’all know, I’m a Bostonian vegetarian, but these pork ribs hit tho and I can’t resist

by @dirty February 12, 2022